install theme

(Source: ggrint)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Yeah, Peter. Inappropriate.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Yeah, Peter. Inappropriate.

all-innocence-gone:

my favourite movie

all-innocence-gone:

my favourite movie

(Source: mydemisee)

Look, you’ve just knocked one out, right. You’re lying there, you’re feeling cheap and deflated, there’s a pool of rapidly cooling spunk on your stomach, you’re looking around for something to mop up with - Oh! Hello, what’s this?! It’s a sock!

Job done, thank you.

(Source: xuntildeathx)

(Source: self-acid)

niyahlist:

Babies that I need please.

niyahlist:

Babies that I need please.

(Source: hcforhc)

(Source: ffffilo)

So I accidentally sent an email to my professor that was meant for my friend with the subject “MATT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS”

with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:

(Source: elisa-on-parade)