Look, you’ve just knocked one out, right. You’re lying there, you’re feeling cheap and deflated, there’s a pool of rapidly cooling spunk on your stomach, you’re looking around for something to mop up with - Oh! Hello, what’s this?! It’s a sock!
Job done, thank you.
So I accidentally sent an email to my professor that was meant for my friend with the subject “MATT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR PANTS”
with a bunch of pictures of Matt Smith and all this super creepy text, and I just got this email back from him:
(Source: elisa-on-parade)
