(Source: piercednipples)

Things you hear in a James Deen porno

"Straddle my face, straddle my face, gimme that fucking pussy"


[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find


Be there or be square

(Source: youaintnofamily)


Near death metal